Archive for October, 2004

I had a dream …

Monday, October 25th, 2004

Martin Lamotte a perdu mon estime le jour ou il a dit:
“la plus grande aventure humaine aujourd’hui, c’est de tromper sa femme”. Je ne sais pas quoi penser de cette phrase: cynisme digne de Paineau ou connerie digne de Fogiel.
Et puis, dans le registre des citations, c’est Gustave Parking qui m’a interpellé dimanche soir, dans le bon sens du terme fois ci.
Tout d’abord en lançant un :
L’inverse de la libido, c’est le bide au lit (non non mon bertrand, ce n’est pas une attaque personnelle sur ton embonpoint)
Il m’a fait encore marrer avec un:
Baise ta femme tout les jours, si tu sais pas pourquoi, elle elle le sait.
Après quoi il s’est lancé dans une critique des médias, insistant sur l’importance du spectacle vivant comme dernier moyen d’expression libre, ou les gens ne peuvent pas zapper et où il n’y a pas de pub. En y réfléchissant, je ne sais même plus le dernier spectacle (pas un concert) que je suis allé voir… c’est grave.
Il est revenu sur le discours de Patrick Lelay en confirmant que c’est pareil pour toutes les chaines, que les programmes sont complètement cadrés par les pubs, qui imposent d’une certaine façon le contenu. A quand remonte la dernière fausse pub, comme les faisaient les nuls et les inconnus ?

Merci Gustave, ça m’a fait plaisir, et j’irai te voir si tu viens à Rennes !

Plus tard dans la nuit, juste avant de réver, je me dis que finalement, le monde a peut être tout à gagner si Bush est réélu. Je m’explique :
Un peu à la manière dont 12 ans de chiraquie auront eu raison du service public et fait de la France une petite amérique avec plus de pauvres, plus de chomeurs et plus de gros, je me dis que l’amérique ne se relèvera pas de la réélection de Bush et que cela sera peut être un moyen de changer les rapports internationaux, de détroner l’amérique de sa place de numéro 1, the Big one !

Je crois que mon cerveau est une éponge à Coca Cola, chaque fois que je réfléchis un peu trop, j’ai un gout sucré dans la bouche.

Je vous aime

Friday, October 15th, 2004

Salut les amis,
je vois que l’activité a été dense pendant mon trip à Monastir. Yo essaie toujours de nous vendre son anarchy, Gilou rale et Vinz défend le bilan chiraquien. Tout va bien !
Que ça m’a fait mal à la gueule ce matin quand je suis allé chercher ma baguette et mon journal préféré. Le vent me gelait mes petites oreilles alors que, la veille, je glandais au milieu des palmiers. Je n’ai pas été surpris parce que j’ai vu en Tunisie. Les tunisiennes sont belles, les tunisiens aussi. Les gens sont charmants m^me s’il faut du temps pour s’habituer aux relations polarisées (tu es un toubab comme disent les sénégalais). Ma femme vient de se réveiller, la suite bientôt …

théorie unificatrice

Thursday, October 14th, 2004

Que n’y ai-je pensé plutôt, la panarchie est là pour mettre d’accord tout le monde…

La panarchie est une théorie politique prônant la coexistence de tous les systèmes politiques, où chacun s’affilie au gouvernement de son choix (ou ne s’affilie à aucun gouvernement), et où les règles du droit international s’appliquent aux rapports entre individus dépendant de gouvernements différents. Le terme a été inventé en 1860 par le Belge Paul Émile de Puydt (si c’est inventé par un belge , ça ne peut être que bien).

En gros, tu choisis le régime politique et social dans lequel tu veux vivre et tu t’y affilies ainsi personne ne peut dire qu’il est exploité par l’Etat ni par personne, les rapports politiques et sociaux étant assumés par choix. Ainsi tout est préservé, autant les individus que les systèmes collectifs.
le panard

Nous voilà tous sauvés…Y a plus qu’à aller au concert de Sebkha Chott.

Seb c’est bien

Coubertin

Thursday, October 14th, 2004

“Plus long, plus gros, plus profond” : les jeux olympiques selon Rocco.
More ?

Do NOT Vote Bush

Monday, October 11th, 2004

J’ai recu ce mail de George W. Bush ce matin (si, si, je vous assure).
Je ne peux pas faire de reply, l’adresse est bidon, et c’est bien dommage.
Du reste, Le cv est neanmoins interessant. Ah ! si les francais pouvaient voter aux elections americaines, G.W.B. serait reelu a l’aise.
De quoi faire reagir les anars penards …
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PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004

EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My “poorest millionaire,” Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S. “prisoners of war” detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families — in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear “Tactical Bunker Buster,” a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of American troops were injured and killed. I did not have the time to attend any of the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have the time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the Republican party.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Sea, sex n’ sun

Wednesday, October 6th, 2004

:mrgreen: J’ai pas retrouvé mon passeport mais ils font des miracles à la préfecture et je devrais aller chercher mon nouveau jeudi. :mrgreen:
A moi les plages de sables fins et la tourista bien méritées :puke:
:doigt:
(j’aime bien les smilies :) )